what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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