gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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