The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Randomize
