that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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