Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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