All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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