I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If that was your dad, he is hot
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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