okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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