idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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