Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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