"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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