So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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