Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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