I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
please come you make the beer taste better
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There are leaves in my underwear?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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