Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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