votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We are two peas in an std pod
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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