She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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