i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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