What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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