Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
