quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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