naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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