did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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