I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
