I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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