I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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