at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Actions speak louder than pants.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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