OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So much rum. So many feels.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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