Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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