I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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