i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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