OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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