i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
please come you make the beer taste better
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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