He asked me if I "almost moaned"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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