I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
