i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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