Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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