I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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