i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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