well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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