we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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