He felt like a one man threesome
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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