Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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