god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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