She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There r osticjed everywhere
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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