is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just pee around me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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