dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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