Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize
