I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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