I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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